3.02.2011

March 2nd

First up - my words for the day:

isosceles
~or~
congruent

So...which one do you think is fun to say or hear? which is is NOT fun to say OR hear?

On to other news. Today I did Billy Blanks Boot Camp. It kicked my ass. Quite honestly, it's not so much that I can't do the exercises (which I can't), but some of them are just physically impossible to do in the shape I am in. Meaning - my gut belly gets in the way of some of the ab exercises. My goal is to just be able to 1) DO the whole thing - at one time (without breaks), and 2) do the exercises without my fat getting in the way.

Have I mentioned Operation HotBody began a couple of days ago? Yeah...I really don't feel like carting my extra 50ish pounds 13.1 miles in August. Therefore - I must eliminate the weight. I know - I've mentioned weight loss before. But this time it's (drumroll, please) ELIMINATION!

So...Charlie Sheen...yeah. My son had a couple of good ideas. First of all - in the face of his publicist quitting (or fired, as C.S. says), Boyd thinks that C.S. should hire Mel Gibson's publicist. Secondly - y'know how people refer to Chuck Norris in jokes like "Chuck Norris can fold back a road map the first time"? There is a market there for Charlie Sheen jokes. A HUGE market.

1 comments:

Ice Queen said...

I think those are 2 very reasonable goals, but also....

Dane Cook tweeted something along the lines of...Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking a lightning bolt because everyone's making Charlie Sheen jokes.